Fugly Fakes...
Ahh, those lovely Furby knock-offs!
Call 'em "Foobies" or "Furbish",
they're ALL Foobies to ME!
(NOTE: This page is graphic-intensive. Please be patient.)
Ahh, those lovely Furby knock-offs!
Call 'em "Foobies" or "Furbish",
they're ALL Foobies to ME!
(NOTE: This page is graphic-intensive. Please be patient.)
 "FOOBIE" Police mug shot. |
 "FURBISH" Looks like a Muppet Chicken. |
 "HERBIE" Looks like a puppet. FROM HELL. |
 "NO NAME" They didn't bother naming this one. |
 "CHILLA CHILLA" Chilla Theater is more like it. |
 "JABBER WACKY" Lewis Carroll would DIE. |
 "FOOBIE" What are those appendages? |
 "BABY BRAINY" When they passed out brains... |
 "KOKIE" A kid with a shaving cream beard. |
 "MARMO" Marmoset there'd be days like this... |
 "PAPARA" It's Animal from the Muppets! Photo: Angela & Luchian D. |
 "KOBY" Beary interesting... |
 "FURDY" Furby's evil twin from China. Photo: Megs L. |
 "GIZMO" Hey, how did THIS get in here? ;-) |
 "TALKING SMARTIE" An Uncle Herbie knock-off! |
 "GIGABOT" Half-skinned-Furby, half-robot. |
 "BIRDYBIRD" Part owl, part "something else". |
 "PEEBO" Makes me WANNA pee. ;-) |
 "POOBEE" Makes me wanna POO. (Har!) |
 "POOPI" Another uh, "crappy" knockoff. |
 "TONKURI" Hampsterdance! |
 "HABBY" Don't worry -- be habby. ;-) |
 "DUBBY" Dubby? Like in "dub", like in COPY? |
 "COOBIE" Coobie coobie coo. ;-) |
 "WONDERPET" Try BLUNDERpet! (heh) |
| Got a Foobie you want pictured here? E-mail me a photo of it in jpeg format (must be under 1 MB). Include the thing's name, if it's not on the box. ;-) Credit will be given. (Unless you're too embarrassed that you bought a Furby knock-off! Heh) Note: Your Foobie must be an obvious Furby rip-off, i.e. it must be interactive and furry. No "Ooglies" or other interactive toys that look or act NOTHING like Furby. (We've forgiven the "Gigabot" above, for its obvious resemblance to a skinned Furby.) |
| This website is a parody. The photo retouches of Bah-Zoo-Kah and the other non-existent Furbys presented here are not meant to offend Tiger Electronics, LTD., makers of the wonderful Furby™, or The Topps Company, Inc., makers of Bazooka™ Bubble Gum. Both are truly fine products that I urge everyone to buy. Click here for legal disclaimer. The Bah-Zoo-Kah Furby art, logo, all other photo retouches and edited sound effects presented on this website may not be used in any medium whatsoever without express written permission from the creator. (And that includes use on Furby fan web pages, too. Sorry.) |
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